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I regularly check my blog stats, using the integrated AWStats that my hosting package provides (I also have a Google Analytics account, but this thing looks so professional and has so many parameters it isn’t fun - in addition, I still don’t have a Mint account).

I don’t know about you, but I laugh to tears with some of the search keywords with which users supposedly find me through a search engine. Here’s a brief sample (all phrases below are copied exactly as shown in my stats):

• what to talk to girly at msn
  Dude, look, I can’t help you there. Just use your imagination, man! I hear that “girlies” love that stuff.
• microsoft gasp
  I know, friend, Microsoft has made me go “gasp” more than once in my computing career since 5th grade (really, that’s when I got my first computer).
• websites of watching naruto episodes on the internet
  Erm…are there any? I don’t know. What did the results tell you?
• amateur girlfriends submit
  Aaaa…ehhh…Yeah. Well, you cannot submit any amateur girlfriend stuff here, but whatever suits your fancy.
• husbands
  I hear you, girlfriend, all of them pigs, I tell you. If you’re looking for husbands advice, you’ve come to the right place. For sure.
• glove compartment attachments
  I just bow at the WTFness of it.
• olive harvesters
  Just to prove I run a multi-purpose, Swiss army knife blog.
• (just arrived) merry christmas
  Em. To you too?

That was fun.

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